You know it’s Monday when you already made an anal beads joke that went over your co-workers’ heads.
Visit the past in Flash!
“Visit the past in Flash!” This is their slogan. I can’t make this shit up. I wonder if they’re hiring… http://superior-web-solutions.com/ Be sure to visit the cartoons page as well. http://superior-web-solutions.com/Broadband/Cartoons/cartoons.html
Never settle for less than a man that’s willing to pay you for sex.
— JJH
Just sprayed body spray into my face/eyes while driving. Winning…
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother
- Me: So I asked Kori if she wanted to go see you today, and she said no. Then I asked if she wanted to see Uncle Steve or Aunt Nancy, and the answer was an emphatic "NO!" *Then* I asked her if she wanted to see Beadle [the dog] and she got all excited and screamed "YES!! YES!!"
- Mom: Isn't it nice to know where you stand in the general scheme of things? If it's any consolation, it gets worse.
