April 2012
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Parents are so...cute
The power supply on my mom’s computer went out, so I pulled it and I’m trying to find another one for her. I don’t have the model number written down with me at work, nor do I have the power supply on me (it’s in my car) so of COURSE mom asks me what the model number is on it so they can look on craigslist for one. I tell her I don’t know, seeing as I don’t have it with me at the moment, but...
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“Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.”
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“Frankly, Scallop, I don’t give a clam.”
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Visit the past in Flash!
“Visit the past in Flash!” This is their slogan. I can’t make this shit up. I wonder if they’re hiring…
http://superior-web-solutions.com/
Be sure to visit the cartoons page as well.
http://superior-web-solutions.com/Broadband/Cartoons/cartoons.html
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"I will write in words of fire..."
I will write in words of fire. I will write them on your skin. I will write about desire. Write beginnings, write of sin. You’re the book I love the best, your skin only holds my truth, you will be a palimpsest lines of age rewriting youth. You will not burn upon the pyre. Or be buried on the shelf. You’re my letter to desire: And you’ll never read yourself. I will trace each...
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I hate teeth
First root canal ever over with. Had to have 2 shots of local, per usual, and the live root still felt like someone digging my eyeball out through my nasal cavity, but I shouldn’t have tooth pain anymore. And I still have hydros, so that’s a plus.
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“Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.”
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“Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.”
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“Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.”
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“Constipation causes people not to give a crap.”
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