February 2012
109 posts
January 2012
50 posts
Customized Zippo lighter →
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I think that perhaps I might need a change of clothes after visiting.
“Ask me about my vow of silence.”
—Franklin and Bash (t-shirt)
Fix not included
- Developer: So why won't my javascript print this calendar?
- Me: Well, the javascript is being called on the page you're clicking...so it can't run on the page you're on since it hasn't been loaded yet.
- Developer: Does that make a difference?
- Me: Only if you want it to work.
- Developer: Oh.
- [long pause]
- So should I fix it?
“I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.”
—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
The best and the brightest
- R: My car wouldn’t start this morning. Just nothing happened.
- J: What sound did it make when it started?
- R: It didn’t start. At all.
- J: I had that problem once.
“I’m not here to impede progress. Mostly.”
—Interdepartmental communication specialist
It used to be when I signed up for things online, the birth year “1980” was really far down the list. Now it’s disturbingly close to the top. Hello middle age…
Real Voters' Disinterest In Anti-Piracy Legislation May Give SOPA New Life →
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Come on everyone, let’s show these politicians that protecting the internet isn’t just on the minds of the younger generation. And referring to the older among us as “real” voters is just asking for a surge of voting interest. So share this with everyone you know and let’s show our government that “real” voters come in all ages.