September 2011
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August 2011
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It turns out Springfield Public Works has a sense of humor! Just passed a SPW truck with “Sewer Capacity Assurance Team” printed on the side. Good times!
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“Do you ever send me email that I don’t get?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
In class, the teacher says “how many of you have heard of DOS?” Only 3 people raised their hands. I feel so old.
"Bromance" added to the dictionary →
Yes, I’m serious.
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“People don’t get what they deserve, they just get what they get.”
– House
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Interest
Tyrion: I once brought an ass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
Lysa: (interrupting) SILENCE!
Robin: (eagerly) What happened next?
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Ear Infuction
Dear crazy woman in line with me at the store,
These cords coming out of my ears are not hearing aids; they are, in fact, headphones and as such are not an invitation to fail at striking up a conversation and then act pissed off that I blatantly ignored your flapping pancake hole two inches from my face.
Love, Smokie
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“I have CDO. It’s like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order,...”
“In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens but the humblest...”
– Futurama
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WoW...just wow...
Waiting 20 minutes to log on: awesome. Finally getting online to see the server restart timer at 0:30: more awesome.
“Grocery shopping: the hunting and gathering of latter millennia.”
– Smokie Darling
“MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MUSE IS A DELICATE ONE AT THE BEST OF TIMES AND I FEEL...”
– Nick Cave Letter to MTV
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“Bad decisions make good stories.”
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