November 2011
138 posts
clientsfromhell: Me: “What size would you like the handout to be?” Client: “Hmm.. About the size of paper”
Nov 30th
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Tabs aren't just bills yet to be paid
Dear web developers, Please learn how to change the tab order of your form input fields so when I type [username][tab] it actually tabs to the [password] box instead of selecting the “Forgot your username/password?” link. Thanks, Smokie
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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“The thing I hate the most about punk music is that every song is two fucking...”
– Smokie
Nov 29th
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Rest in Peace
RIP Patrice Oneal.  Less laughter in the world is always a tragedy.
Nov 29th
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The phrase “nub it up” was just used in my house.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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“The Bible is closed source.”
– xkcd
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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“I prefer honesty, but most people don’t. They THINK they do. But their...”
– Smokie
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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FYI I’m new to the whole Tumblr experience.  On my followers page it says that 17 people are following me, but it only lists 10 or so.  What the fuck?!  I refollow the ones I can…
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to...”
– Dick Cavett
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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“I guess that’s the real circle of life. Your parents faked their way...”
– Phil, Modern Family
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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“Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?”
Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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“Turns out Black Friday isn’t another name for the Chris Rock movie. Who...”
Nov 25th
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“Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.”
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Happy fourth Thursday of November!
Nov 24th
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“The meek shall inherit the earth, after us mouthy bitches are through with it.”
Nov 24th
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“The little girl with the afro is so cute. Who would know they can be that cute?”
– Overheard at work
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Everytime you do that a tiny cute animal dies a...
Dear people who tap a mic to see if it’s on, Stop that shit. Love, Smokie
Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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